MQOTD

[02.24.2004]

"I was asking the waitress for her number when my date walked up." - UMO

"I didn't mean to be a player but its in the genes." - UMO

[Historical]

"I am never getting married." - UMO

Other Words of Wisdom

"Never attempt to change your girlfriends plan for marriage. They have spent their entire life planning it. Anything you suggest will only cost you more money." - Billy Terrell (12/2005)